(THE NEW COOL HAND JIM)

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS IT LOOKS LIKE I NEED A BREAK WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON.I IAM CURSED I BET THE OVER 183 IN THE HAWKS AND SUNS GAME HOW THE F-CK CAN A TEAM LOOK LIKE THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS FOR 3 QUARTERS THEN SCORE 13 POINTS IN THE 4TH.I JUST LOST 2 TOTALS AND 1800 BUCKS BY A COMBINED TOTAL OF 2 1/2 POINTS THIS SUCKS.THE HAWKS WERE ROLLING TONIGHT I THOUGHT I HAD AN EASY WINNER LOOK AT THIS BOX SCORE AND TELL ME I DONT HAVE A BLACK CLOUD OVER ME RIGHT NOW.HAWKS 25-22-28-13 WHERE THE F-CK DOES THE 13 POINTS COME FROM I AM F-CKING JINXED EVER SINCE I STARTED TO PICK ON THE MENTAL CASE DENNIS THE GOOD LORD IS PUNISHING ME SO I HAVE DECIDED TO CALL DENNIS MY FRIEND.I WILL NEVER SAY DENNIS'S MOTHER FED HIM LEAD PAINT CHIPS WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND TOLD HIM THEY WERE CORN FLAKES.I WILL BE A NEW POSTER FOR NOW ON I WILL BE A NICE GUY NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS TO ME.FOR NOW ON I WILL BE A FINE OUTSTANDING POSTER AND BE KIND TO EVERYBODY I HAVE DECIDED TO CHANGE MY WAYS I AM A NICE GUY FROM THIS TIME ON SO GOD PLEASE START BEING KIND TO ME LIKE I AM TO OTHERS.

I WILL NEVER CALL JOURNEYMAN A HOMO SEXUEL AGAIN I WILL ADMIRE HIS 19 INCH ARMS OF STEEL

I WILL NEVER CALL DENNIS THE MAN A MORON JUST BECAUSE HE SPELLS CAT (KAT) WE ARE NOT ALL PERFECT

I WILL NEVER CALL UNCLEBUTTERNUTS A LITTLE GIRL FOR RUNNING BACK AND FORTH FROM THE RX TO MAJORS
PLACE POSTING STUPID PICTURES.HE DOENST KISS SHRINKS ARSE I WAS ONLY KIDDING.

I WILL NEVER CALL SICK GAMBLER A DEGENERATE LOSER BECAUSE HE LIVES IN A TRAILOR PARK WITH HIS MOTHER AND MAKES UP STORIES ABOUT BARRY BONDS

I WILL NEVER CALL SCOTTY LANDAU A BIG DUMB JEW I WILL RESPECT THE JEWISH FAITH

I WILL NOT GET UPSET IF MY SISTER DECIDES TO DATE SHAWN KEMP AND KEVIN GARNETT HELL AT LEAST THEY ARE A COUPLE OF BLACK GUYS WITH A JOB

SEE GUYS I FEEL BETTER ALREADY I AM GLAD I GOT THIS OFF MY CHEST FOR NOW ON I WILL BE A GOOD HARD WORKING POSTER WHO AGREES WITH EVERYBODY.I WILL EVEN OFFER TO GO OUT TO DINNER WITH MY NEW FRIEND DENNIS THE MAN (ILL PAY)I JUST HOPE THE GOOD LORD WILL RE-PAY ME FOR THE CHANGE IN MY ATTITUDE I AM DOWN AND OUT RIGHT NOW BOYS MAYBE A CHANGE WILL DO ME SOME GOOD.COOL HAND JIM

 

fed him paint chips,lol. Jim i ahd the same problem with 3 totals last week that 4th qtr can be brutal, you never know what they might do... scrubs come in and jerk off, other games scrubs come in and step it up, other times there not a lick of defense in the 4th...i ve seen em all...

totals in the nba should be avoided i guess.


Journeyman; once weighed 105 in 9th grade /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

JOURNEYMAN I CAN SEE YOUR ALREADY TRYING TO GET ME STARTED AGAIN WHO THE F-CK CARES HOW MUCH YOU WEIGHED IN THE 9TH GRADE BOYS I HAVE TO GET AWAY FOR THE NIGHT I AM TRYING REALLY HARD TO CHANGE AND JOURNEYWOMEN STARTS WITH THE WEIGHT BULLSHIT.PLEASE DONT MAKE ME SAY SOMETHING I DONT WANT TO THANKS FOR RESPECTING MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW BOYS IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.COOL HAND JIM

COOL HAND JIM ONCE WEIGHED 9 PONDS AND 3 OUNCES WHEN HE WAS BORN

 

LMAO @ U Jim

 

[Buzzsaw]

Ever hear of an Under?

 

[altice]

You are killing me. I just broke a glass laughing so hard sitting near my computer.

 

lmao jim...

jim, its all part of my new and improved journeyman...

sick wants us to know more about each other, just thought i`d share... /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

how do you expect good karma with that attitude?



Journeyman: favorite food LOBSTER, crab legs a close second!

 

[Seymour]

This guy should be paid to post here. Bean Town is hysterical!

 

[Vikings2]

ROFLMAO

 

[ToneLoke]

I cant stop laughing!

 

[ToneLoke]

this is my first post it was so funny!

 

[G.MONEY]

THE REAL TEST HERE WILL BE WHEN DENNIS RESPONDS, SO STAY TUNED ALL...........G..I CANT WAIT...

 

[Seven]

CoolHandJim you are the man. This forum wouldn't be the same without you. Now it's time for you to pick a winner and share it with us.

 

I WILL BE A NICE GUY NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS TO ME

Fvck you jimmy! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

WILL NEVER CALL JOURNEYMAN A HOMO SEXUEL

homosexuel, isn't this french, canadian french sick canadian french /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

 

You're pretty funny for a transexual crack whore. I heard Kenny's got an opening. It pays $20 a day, so that $1800 is nothing man ..
.. all you gotta do is write one fictional wrestling story a day man. 90 stories & you got your $1800.
They have a "don't ask/don't tell policy here (how do you think Sting got a job?), so you'll fit right in.

 

to the RR...thanks all

 

Where are you buddy.?. I think Jim is falling apart here. Ever since his old lady kicked him out, he has totaly lost it.

Jim: I have a solution for you. You will have to be nice to Dennis. Also you will need to post some picks, in the Rubber Room. I believe that will cure you.

I cant stop (lmfao /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

 

[blueedwards]

bump for pete and rob.

 

[RobFunk]

man that is freakn funny. . good find blue

 

[roach23]

this is one of the best threads ever in the RR